- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

how do you call someone? use a phone

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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