- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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