- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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