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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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