Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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