- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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