- Anti Joke

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Chris Bosh's neck

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

eh

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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