- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

No soup for you!

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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