- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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