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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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