What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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