- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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