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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The child was fired from his job.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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