Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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