- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Knock Knock Who's there

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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