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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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