What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

eh

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Screw it you write the joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...