Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Gus's mom

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

penis. nuff said.

He--Hey guys

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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