- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Obama = ebola

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

speak now or forever hold your pee

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Knock Knock Who's there

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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