If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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quantum physics?

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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