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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Apple hates Blackberry.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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