- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Tony Romo

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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