- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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