- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

why are black people so fast? because there black

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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