Chuck Norris.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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