Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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A fish swims up your penis...

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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Waseem is a hard worker.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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these are shit

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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