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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

womens rights

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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