- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What's brown an sticky Shit

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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