How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Men's rights

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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