- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

womans rights...

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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