- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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