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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

This sentance contains three errers

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado