Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

men's rights activists

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

The chickens have become self-aware!

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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