Why did the chicken cross the road?

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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