- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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