Peas

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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womans rights...

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this website is a bad joke

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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