Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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Women's Rights

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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