what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Gus's mom

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Anti Joke

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