Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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