What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

you see theres this guy.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

A cat playing laser tag.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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