If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

womans rights...

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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