whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Emily Walker.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Get up Look in the mirror

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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