- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

If you have a stroke, call 000

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

i like turtles

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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