- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

No

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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