- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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