- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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