- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What's 9+10? 19

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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