Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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