What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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