- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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