- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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