Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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