What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

I'm homeless.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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