- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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