- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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