Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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