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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

If you have a stroke, call 000

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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