A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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A man was shot. He died.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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Yo Mama just died.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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