- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

My cat just died.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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