what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Four men are stranded on a small desert island. The first of them decides to build a raft out of bamboo, but it only has room for one passenger. "Don't worry, I will get help when I reach civilization!" he shouted to the men on shore as he left, but a band of pirates killed him in the middle of the ocean. The second castaway was more clever, and built a submarine out of bamboo and sealed it with hides of animals they had killed. He counteracts the buoyant force with sand. In this way, he planned to avoid the pirates by being underwater. "Don't worry, I will get help when I reach civilization!" he exclaimed as he sealed the one person sized chamber of his submarine, but not far off shore, he runs out of oxygen and suffocates to death. The third castaway learned from the mistakes of the first two, and in spite of the unpredictability of handcrafted aerial vehicles, he makes a glider. "Don't worry, I will get help when I reach civilization!" he shouts from the hill top of the island as he leaps off and glides over the horizon. Though the journey is fraught with peril, he makes it back to civilization and is reunited with his family. It is expensive, but he prepares an expedition back to the island where his fourth comrade remains. It is worthy to note that on this small island, all the means of making shelter had been used up in the construction of the raft, submarine, and glider. The fourth castaway was found dead from exposure to the elements.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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