- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

What's the difference between a duck?

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Women's Rights.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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