what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

nice tits.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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