Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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