A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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poopy is poopy

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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