the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Worms don't like apples.

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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