- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Justin Bieber

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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