- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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