A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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american idol

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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