- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

If you have a stroke, call 000

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Your mother is so fat.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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