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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

- Helen Keller

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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