roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

A praying mantis is very graceful

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Why do fat people commit suicide

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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