A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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