- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

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