- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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