- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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