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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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