- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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