- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What is better than tissues? Correct!

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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