- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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