"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

knock knock Goodbye

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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