- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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