- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

I like that, but why am I happy?

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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