What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

whats green and lives in the water

We found a cure for cancer. Death

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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