- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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