- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

If life gives you lemonade.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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