- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

quantum physics?

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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