Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

A fat guy!

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

i'm hard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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