Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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