- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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