jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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