- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What do u call a cripple Biv

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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