I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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