What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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