- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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