Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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knock knock who's there ?

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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