- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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