Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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. . I am a whale

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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What is green and slow Grass.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

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Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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