Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

If you have a stroke, call 000

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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