- Anti Joke

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.