- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Allah walked into AK Bar

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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