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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Yes

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Justin Bieber.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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