Knock knock Fuck off!

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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fhfhfjjil;tyjgfkileg ryj ftrgndfhuiltyjgn

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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