Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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the economy.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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Who wants water? I do.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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