- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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