- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

steven hawking walks into a bar

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

why did your mum die young because she had canser

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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