- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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