- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Albert your flies undone.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

The duck didn't cross the road.

._____________________. Whale!

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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