i hate non minorities!

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What's white and gluey Glue

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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