Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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