A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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